I'm going nuts! I swear to God that Fox is going to do a new reality show called "when good lawns go bad" and its going to highlight the plight of a humble homeowner who has to cut his lawn every 5 F#@$ days because it grows so fast. 

I'm convinced that my neighbors played a joke on me while I was gone and that they spread fertilizer all over my lawn while I was gone just to mess with me.  God knows they aren't above doing something like that...bastards! :)